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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:53

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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Still no good
No way
They put up a sign reading
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Will the Palestinians ever have their own state in Israel?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Freaks and Cheeks