What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you agree that all President Trump needs to do during tonight's 6/27/24 debate is to stand quietly at the podium and simply allow Mr. Biden to go down in flames?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

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Still no good

No way

They put up a sign reading

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Softball National Championship Celebration set for Saturday, June 7 at 6 p.m. - University of Texas Athletics - University of Texas Athletics

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Will the Palestinians ever have their own state in Israel?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks